UFOs: The Smell From Rendlesham Forest

They were more right than they knew when they said the Rendlesham UFOs experience was the British Roswell… because once again, just like at Roswell, they are calling our brave Military Officers idiots

UFOs bring out the best and the worst in people.

First, I want to get something very clear, especially to the morons in the press that keep running stories on the Rendlesham sightings…the UFO sightings experienced at Rendlesham did not… I repeat did not, take place on one night. It was a series of nights.

This post is also aimed at the other two morons who claimed that they were the real reason for the "Rendlesham" UFOs. Each of these two guys, who don't know each other, claimed that they were mistaken for UFO at the base. Even if you entertain the nonsense that trained security officers mistook a police car or burning crap for a sustained UFO sighting, then what happened on the other days?

Come to think about it, didn't these two morons notice each other while one was driving a police car in circles and the other was burning poop?

Whenever there is a famous sighting you have people coming out of the woodwork saying it was really them. None of the debunkers entertained the theory that these people are just hoaxers wanting their own 15 minutes of fame. But turn it around to a UFO experiencer and everyone that is pro UFO and involved is a media groupie according to debunkers and the media.

For all the people out there who think going public with a possible UFO spaceship story is easy I asked you to go in tomorrow to your boss and friends and tell them you saw a spaceship land and find out how much fun it is.

I believe these Rendlesham explainers are lying for media attention or had abnormal memory lapses.

This latest character's explanation for Redlesham has got to be the funniest..

Now let's get this straight, a 29 years ago a guy who lives near Rendlesham finds that he has stolen fertilizer in his truck so he burns it to destroy the evidence. Now as he was driving up the road where these Security Guards are watching they mistake his burning truck for UFOs.

First, why burn the fertilizer near military security guards when they would call the local police? Do any of the idiots who have written these articles know what bird dung would smells like when you burn it. I guess the smell was left out of the Security Officers report.

Also how many nights did he do this; three nights? He claims this happened on one night, the UFO sighting at Rendlesham happened over a series of hours and on different nights. For these Military Police to see this fire from the fertilizer for any length of time he would have had to be driving that truck 1 mile an hour.

As Salvo, who I love, the 3 year old child down stairs, who adopted me says…."Are you kidden Me!

Far from putting the Rendlesham UFO mystery to rest, as some of these articles suggest, this has just underlines the fact of how stupid the media has become.

Hey, Peter Turtill, burning stolen fertilizer makes you the type of person who breaks the rules when it suits them. I don't expect honesty to be your strong point. Let me tell you something else though, Simple Peter:
Burnt fertilizer does not shoot a beam out at you… nor does it hover above the trees. It doesn't spit into a series of lights and than come back together again. It doesn't leave radiation and holes in the ground and it sure as hell doesn't look like a advanced flying triangle that has just landed.

Photo Of landing area in Redlesham Forest:
















Original Drawling of Triangle






















Let's talk about the other moron who decades ago felt it was fun to drive a police care up and down a road to scare military security officers guarding atomic missiles at Christmas. It is very interesting to note while this guy was supposedly playing this hoax the base was on high alert during this time. This makes Kevin Conde either a fool or a liar.

"The base was on high alert because the Russians were about to send armored vehicles into Poland to stop the solidarity movement". "Left at East Gate"

Does the skeptical groupie community buy this or can they think for themselves?

I know most of the UFO community doesn't.

Lets dispense with the police car flashing light theory from Kooky Kevin once and for all:

This is the view the Military Guards had of the UFOs. The road is clearly visible:




"Conde's claim to fame is that he drove a battered 1979 Plymouth Volare standard issue American police car, down the taxiway,where he stuck the spotlight on, after sticking red and green lenses on it. He then drove the vehicle around in circles, in the fog and put on his PA loudspeaker, whilst flashing his car lights. He claims this was the basis of the famous 1980 Rendlesham Forest UFO incident. Let's examine Conde's testimony. It doesn't take a genius to see the flaws.


1.. Conde can't recall the date of his alleged prank. If this is so then how can he claim he was responsible for the 1980 incident?

2. Conde says there was fog on the night in question, but there was no fog during any of the incidents that week.

3. He says he played his loudspeaker, but the UFOs were silent.

4. The car he used for the prank was a 'battered 1979 Plymouth Valarie.' Let us not forget that incident took place in 1980, which means the so called battered police vehicle would have been less

than a year old at that time.

5. Conde claims he played the prank on the taxiway! The incident did NOT take place on or near the taxiway, but inside the forest. And let us not forget that the UFO was first seen falling into the

forest, which prompted those at the East Gate,John Burroughs and his sergeant, Bud Steffans, to think it was a downed aircraft. The lights, of course, were not going up into the sky, but were falling

down from the sky.

6. Conde says he was unaware of the Rendlesham mystery until he looked up his old base on a US military website. If this is the case then how could he claim that as far as he was aware they found

nothing above background [radiation] levels?

7. USAF personnel usually work in pairs when patrolling the base in vehicles. I'm assuming he was patrolling the base, and if so then he most likely would have had a partner that night. Who was that

person and why has Conde failed to mention him?

8. When asked about the metallic spacecraft and [ground] depressions Conde pointed out that a large helicopter had landed the previous night, apparently with three landing skids. Conde obviously hasn't seen the USAF photographs of the landing site showing the three ground indentations being examined by a British police officer and USAF Captain Mike Verano. For anybod yinterested, these are available n my book on the case entitled 'You Can't Tell The People' available at:

www.amazon.co.uk

Was there really a 'large helicopter' capable of forming three depressions in a triangular pattern? And if so, then why would the USAF alert the local constabulary to the landing site. Surely a USAF captain would know if these indentations were formed by one of their own helicopters. And why would a 'large' helicopter land smack in the middle of the forest, and even more important, how was 'a large helicopter' able to land amongst the trees.Kevin Conde, a part-time police officer in Sacramento, says, "I was amazed. I had no idea about all this nonsense." What nonsense? At least the witness's testimony is backed up by ample evidence."

http://www.hyper.net/ufo/vs/m05-007.html


If we were to switch roles and have kooky Kevin reporting seeing a UFOs that night and his story had this many contradictions, there would such a shout of "hoaxer" by everyone, debunkers, their groupies, and even the UFO community that we would never hear from Kooky Keven again.

Because his tall tale is touted as an explanation for the UFOs sightings this bull crap story is still communicated as an answer to Randleshame and is it still out there.

Once again the greatest insult has been level by these people and their supporters on all of the American Military Security Officers who guard our most sensitive military bases here and overseas. It basically says they are fools.

Sound like Roswell; you bet it does?

Note:

I ask any Military Officers out there who can prove these Officers or any others were not fools who have had UFO experiences to come forward out of sworn silence, what better reason or time to change your mind….Fertilizer?

In the final analysis what we have here is two con artist and the stench of yellow journalism… nothing more.

DVD Clip Redlesham Beef without the Bull:



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